Date:
Fri, 13 Aug 2004 15:45:46 -0700 (PDT)
From:
David Sprague <dsprague@cs.ubc.ca>
To:
grads@cs.ubc.ca
Subject:
Your choice. Pass out from beer or
heat.
Well
I hugged Imager lab's air conditioner today.
Sure that might seem strange but it was more normal than my behavior
before
coming
into the lab: weeping and screaming at the sun to take it easy. So today, weather* you enjoyed the sunshine
or you are
like
me and have needed a cold beer since 11am today, Koerner's seems like the
appropriate place to go. Heck, even the
graphics
junkies
that went to SIGGRAPH are back and could probably use a beer.
*
Oh that's BAD. Snow fault of mine that
some people appreciate puns.....I think I have heat stroke. :)
So
in an attempt to get this email out asap ( I was late writing it since I needed
to have a 3D head tracking demo ready to show
my
supervisor) I will try and keep this short and sweet. Lets meet in front of CICSR at 5:00 (or for the pigmently
challenged
like
myself, just inside CICSR) and walk over from there. If I pass out along the way, Dima can carry me.
So
in response to the demo I just presented (I stink at 3D graphics I found
out. Damn useless math. :) ), I present
this week's
list:
TOP
TEN WORST DEMOS TO SHOW YOUR SUPERVISOR
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10. "Check out the cool vacation plans I am
making with your funding."
9.
Demo's Title: Picking your nose without
bleeding.
8. If your demo doesn't work, just get your
application to print out "No
Speak
English" to any user input.
7. If your demo doesn't work, kick the $10000
Fastrak until it starts
smoking. Try and get high off the fumes. Encourage your supervisor to
chill
out and get high with you.
6. Try and fix an out of bounds error in your
demo using duct tape. If
this
comment doesn't seem to make sense, you just need to use more duct
tape.
5.
Demo Title: Shiny Objects vs Boring
Research
4. "Oh you wanted me to start working in
the SUMMER? But check out this
rocking
tan!"
3. ".....and if I jump and throw three
fireballs I can beat level 5's
Bowser
in under 5 seconds."
2. Hello my name is Steve and I want to
demonstrate what I have been
"working
on" this past month: my
girlfriend.
1. Hide in the corner of your office pretending
to be a fichus plant.
0. Make a fort out of the journal papers you
were asked to read.
-1. You hope your supervisor doesn't notice
that the Hello Kitty
poster
you taped to your monitor is not in fact an example of your
rendering
algorithm. If your supervisor asks
about it, fake a seizure.
-2. Your application only displays one text
message as output: "Suck it"