Date: Fri, 9 Apr 2004 14:19:32 -0700 (PDT)

From: David Sprague <dsprague@cs.ubc.ca>

To: grads@cs.ubc.ca

Subject: Bread and Wine != Beer and Burgers

I just went over to Koerner's Pub (or to be more exact the GSS building)

and found the doors are locked. Considering that Koerner's is SUPPOSED to

be open at 12 on Fridays, I am assuming that it is closed for good Friday.

Hence, no Friday beer. Also, hence no top ten list (which take me longer

to write than I care to admit). Hence I will only provide a brief

poem/song

[ Sung to the tune of "Monday Monday" by the Mamas and the Papas]

Go-od Friday, research to plan.

Go-od Friday, maybe church, maybe go out and get a tan

Oh Friday morning, Friday morning couldn't guarantee

That Friday evening you would all be drunk along with me.

Koerner's Friday, can't trust that day;

Koerner's Friday, who knows pub hours for a holiday?

Oh Koerner's Pub gave me no warning of what was to be.

That Koerner's door would still be locked at half past three.

David "Don't quit my day job" Sprague