Date:
Fri, 21 May 2004 14:53:12 -0700 (PDT)
From:
David Sprague <dsprague@cs.ubc.ca>
To:
grads@cs.ubc.ca
Subject:
HCI, crazies and the liquid cure.
Hello
all. David again. I am in the midst of an HCI experiment
(thanks
again
to all you wonderful people who have helped me out) and thus the
call
to Koerner's will be at 5pm today (when my last subject ends). So I
am
in the middle of my experiment running now so hopefully this will be
short
and sweet *
*
who am I kidding. THis will be long
and....bitter? But I am trying
anyways.
So
come on out to meet me in the front of CICSR at 5. No BBQ today but
still
lots of beer. Beer will also take your
mind off of all the research
you
are (presumably) doing. :)
And
now to get back to the subject of Koerner's Pub....
TOP
TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOUR KOERNER'S SERVER HAS GONE INSANE!!
-----------------------------------------------------------
10.
They ask " Do you want a pitcher or will you carry the beer in
your
pockets."
9. She keeps grabbing drunk customers by the
hair and trying to user
their
heads as a tap.
8. He/she is wearing overalls....that's a sign
of insanity for anyone.
7. He tries to tap the keg for over twenty
minutes before he realizes it
is
actually a garbage can.
6. Every time you ask for a pitcher of beer she
breaks out a camera.
5. You order a rum and coke. She puts three shots of vodka in a glass,
shoots
them back and gives you a glass of water.
4. She stumbles from the back exhausted
complaining about how hard it is
to
make pretzels and how difficult it is to live up the Rolled Gold's
standards.
3. She describes herself as "The commander
of the De Alwis.
2. ....she is not Brian's girlfriend.
1. When you order a pitcher they ask if you
need glasses, "or can you see
the
beer just fine."
0.
He puts on a pair of water wings, opens all the taps and makes a beer
pool
behind the bar.
-1
Three words: Processes Cheese Origami
-2. She inverts all the chairs and stools in the
bar, nails them to the
floor
and demands that people sit normally.
-3.
The form of ID accepted is a Safeway card.
They draw a stick figure
on
the front as your picture.
-4. You leave a tip on the bar. When you walk away you hear a loud
exclaimation
" The currency gnomes have struck again!!"
David "shouldn't make fun of taller guys" Sprague