Date:
Fri, 7 May 2004 14:07:41 -0700 (PDT)
From:
David Sprague <dsprague@cs.ubc.ca>
To:
grads@cs.ubc.ca
Subject:
Beer is better than just standing around...
Well,
as my beer call has been delayed by the fire alarm I thought I would
point
out an important fact: if you are going
to be driven out of your
office
by fire alarms and construction, you might as well go to Koerner's.
The
only painfully loud noises you may hear will be the hockey game and
beer
czar's unmuffled rants.
Addressing
the concerns from some/most grads and I will ignore the advice
I
received when becoming beer czar. At
least for the next little while,
the
march over to Koerner's will depart from the front of CICSR at 5pm.
This
may change when I get lazier and want the weekend to start earlier.
:)
An
earlier version of this list was sent to some people but it was
considerably
ruder, so here is the cleaner, hopefully less offensive
version. Enjoy and see you tonight.
Top
Ten Computer Science Grad Student Pick-up lines
-----------------------------------------------------
10. Yours eyes are intriguing and complicated
like an intractable
problem.
9. What's the conditional probability table for
grabbing a drink with you
later?
8. I've built up a lot of dexterity in my hands
from using the mouse all
day.
7.
I think I could learn to love you more than coke.
6.
Being around you makes me feel NP-Complete
5.
You are harder to decipher than 128-bit encryption.
4.
I would like to perform an iterative user centred design around
you.....
if you know what I mean.
3. Was your daddy a programmer?....cause you're
as beautiful as the
Quicksort
algorithm.
2. Wow! You're hotter than 7 of 9.
1. If( WishToTalkMe() )
{
BuyDrinkNTalk();
}
else
{
return 0;
}
0. I
can program 1500 lines of code in a day!!
-1. Your beauty has caused a parse error in my
heart.
-2. Hello world and more importantly.....you!!
-3. 73 32 76 79 86 69 32 89 79 85 32 33
-4. I can program 1500 lines of code in a day!!
-5. Would you like to go for a dinner....but can
you wait a couple of
weeks
for my exams to end.