Date:
Fri, 23 Jul 2004 15:57:07 -0700 (PDT)
From:
David Sprague <dsprague@cs.ubc.ca>
To:
grads@cs.ubc.ca
Subject:
I believe drink gave thee the lie tonight.
Hello
all. I am in a very Shakespearean mood
today. Last night I saw the Merry Wives
of Windsor put on by Bard on the Beach so
hence
this week's theme. I was thinking about
doing a list about finally being able to see (which I still might, time
permitting)
now that my glasses are finally the right prescription, or tell you wondrous
tales of getting my eyes dilated via a
muscular
relaxant and not being able to see for 4 hours. Actually the story only
consists of me stumbling home blind with my
eyes
watering buckets looking like I was crying.* I must have looked like a girl
broke up with me by killing my parents.
If any
of
you need to deflate your ego, I highly recommend it.
*
an after effect of the drug. I am still
the icon of masculinity that you all know.**
**If
by "icon of masculinity" you mean "guy with the orange fun fur
couch", then technically the statement is true.***
***
Barely
So
as I said, Shakespeare is the attempted theme for this week. Since "so foul and fair a day I have
not seen" (being a
redhead:
sunlight = bad. I have proof from
yesterday) I suggest we meet in the shaded front of CISCR at 5:00 and we can
quickly
walk
over to the tree shaded patio of Koerner's for some fine beer, fine
conversation, and finally a working tap (it felt like
the
Twilight Zone with everyone drinking Rum and Cokes like Vance). Freaked me
right out. Hopefully the taps will work
"As You
Like
It".
Again,
this week, the top ten ended getting very dirty, so I have a special request
top ten for those that are interested.
Email
me if you want a copy (it involves pornography and Shakespeare).
TOP
TEN NOT-SO-POPULAR SHAKESPEAREAN PLAYS
-------------------------------------------
10.
The Merry Wise-ass of Windsor
9.
King Lior
8.
A Comedy of Arrows: That wacky Hundred Years War.
7.
A Communist of Errors
6.
MacBath: Shakespeare's cleanest play
5.
Thou Stinks Like Cabbage
4.
Two Gentlemen of Scarborough
3.
What Kind of Girly Name is Francis Bacon?
2.
The Temp test
1. Loving Your Mom, and Making your Girlfriend
Go Mad 101.
0.
The Merchant of Surrey.
-1.
Everyone Dies, The End
-2.
Much Ado About Your Mom
-3.
Spamlet
And
for my signature this week, I will provide you with a line I ACTUALLY delivered
during a full house performance. The
word
is
supposed to be enemies. Enjoy.
David
"I have many enimas in Orsino's court, else will I shortly see thee
there" Sprague
For
a quart of Ale is a dish for a King.
-- Shakespeare (A Winter's Tale)