Date: Tue, 13 Sep 2005 09:34:05 -0700 (PDT)
From: David Sprague <dsprague@cs.ubc.ca>
To: dept@cs.ubc.ca
Subject: Temporary Tuesday Tea Traditions....
Hello everyone. This is David Sprague, the guy that cried profusely during last week's BBQ. I have been asked by Mark to cover
his Tuesday Tea czary/meistery duties while he is away today.
For those of you unaware of this event, every Tuesday afternoon people get together to relax, unwind, drink tea and/or coffee,
and socialize. Tuesday tea is an event for ALL faculty, staff, and grads and Mark and I would love to see a nice healthy mix of
each show up this week and every week. Therefore, in hopes of encouraging administrative staff to come, I promise that no
conversations with a grad will be tech /computer related.* Furthermore, I would like to encourage faculty members to attend. I
know that taking a break with your students may not be the most carefree experience in the world. Therefore, I encourage grads
to be on their best behavior and not pester faculty members attempting to find more work to do.
* Provided that grad is Vance Lockton.
This week's treat is being brought by yours truly. It is a traditional Newfoundland blueberry cake and it will likely be lethal
to any diabetics in the department.....even if they just smell it. The Newfoundland recipe credo: "Sugar is a spice. More
sugar is a different spice." I have reduced the recipe's sugar somewhat but rest assured, this cake is still very bad for
you.... and hopefully very tasty. Of course, if you don't want cake, please come anyways. There is always coffee and tea and I
think everyone could use a break to clear their heads at the end of the day. So bring a mug and a plate and meet at 4:15 in the
7th floor lounge.
Also, please remember to sign up for bringing treats to tea. Fruit, baked goods, store-bought cookies or even homemade "show
off" dishes are perfectly acceptable. Just sign up in one of the lounges or visit the wiki:
https://bugs.cs.ubc.ca/cgi-bin/twiki/view/Grads/TuesdayTea .
So, for the grads in the department that have been here for at least a year, you all know how my traditional "call to arms"
emails go:
1) They are very long,
2) They have a top ten with more than 10 items and
3) Usually, at least one person is offended by now.
Well, I am trying to avoid #3 and I have already accomplished #1, so I hope everyone enjoys my first (and only) Tuesday Tea top
ten. Lets see if I can say something remotely funny while avoiding #3:
Top Ten Reasons People Should Come to Tuesday Tea!!
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10. You can spend the time placing bets on how many of the new grads
will graduate before some of the 2nd & 3rd year Master's students
do.
9. Find out all the new buzz words going round in the department.
For example, "Sprague-ing" a demo seems quite popular after last
week for some reason. You can also say things like "Dude. Throw
it out. That hamburger is completely Spragued!"
8. Fondly recall last week's exciting fire alarm adventure with
people who enjoyed it as much as you did.
7. Faculty: Take some cake and hide behind the fichus plant. Listen
in on conversations and find out how much work your students have ACTUALLY been doing.
6. Tech Staff / Help Desk Employees:
A grad may start a conversation with you that does not contain
the words "broken", "fried", "fire", "pile", "of", "junk",
"dropped", "kicked" or a healthy assortment of profanity.
5. Administrative Staff: Do you want to yell at a grad student for
dumping paperwork on you? We are all in one place. Pick a target
and have fun.
4. Did you know we have a coffee machine in the seventh floor lounge?
It seems neither does anyone else. If enough people come this
week, we may even try using it.... I just wouldn't trust the milk
in the fridge.
3. As a group we can try to figure out what the heck caused that
campfire smell yesterday. You can also find out if anyone else
bought marshmallows during their lunch break "just in case".
2. I am bringing a traditional Newfoundland dish. Discover why
Newfoundland has such a high emigration rate.
1. That strange smell usually associated with Tuesday Tea will no
longer be present. On a completely unrelated note, Mark the
teameister is unfortunately unable to make it this week.
0. For Help Desk Employees: Find that grad that kept pestering you
about his broken computer until he realized he was unplugging his
mouse with his foot. Smack him up side the head.
-1. Grads: Take a break from your work, have some free food and
talk about how little work you did on your thesis this week. If
Clint the Coffee Czar comes looking for his money you can always
run and hide behind the plants.
....When you come face to face with your supervisor behind a
fichus, hope he/she doesn't recognize you. Wear a fake mustache
to the lounge just in case.
-2. Do you find it entertaining to see a grown man cry? Ask me about
my thesis.
-3. Tuesday tea is great for motivation. After a 40-minute
conversation about compiler design, you will be itching to get
back to work.
David "Teaporary Teameister" Sprague