Date:
Fri, 4 Jun 2004 13:40:19 -0700 (PDT)
From:
David Sprague <dsprague@cs.ubc.ca>
To:
grads@cs.ubc.ca
Subject:
Worst beer call ever...
Hello
all. As mentioned last week, I was
hoping to try a collaborative
Top
Ten list. Well there wasn't that much
collaboration but for all of
those
that did help, hold your head up high*.
*
unless people don't think your suggestions are funny. Then hang your
heads
in shame. :)
Anyway
things are shaping up to be quite nice outside, and what better way
to
procrastinate on research then by coming out to Koerner's. I will be
in
the CICSR atrium at 5 ready to head on down.
If the Micheline's office
crew
could let me know when they wanted to head down, that would be great.
I
say we end of the evening by trying to take apart and move the Atrium
puzzle
sculpture that needs to be moved in a week or so. We will arrive
at
school Monday and wonder why there are blue poles sticking out of
hedges
and why Micheline's office doorway is blocked off by a pole with
the
words "limbo" written on it.
Hmmm. That COULD be a
collaborative top
ten
list:
TOP
TEN USES FOR THE ATRIUM SCUPTURE
Just
an idea if any of your have suggestions.
Anyway
onto this week's list. For those of you that thought last week's
list
was not up to the usual standard (and I admit, it wasn't) Koerner
calls
could be much worse:
TOP
TEN WORST CALL TO KOERNER'S LETTERS
---------------------------------------------------------
10.
Pay money to see they people you regularly see.
9. Deadline Scheadline. Come grab a beer before
your funding is cut.
8. I am only spitting into every SECOND pitcher
this week. Come on out
to
Koerner's.
7. Come to Koerner's. Anyways, let me tell you about this weird
rash
I have that itches.....
6. Jump in your car and come to Koerner's. It will be easier to get home
that
way than taking the bus.
5. Grads don't let another grad drink alone.
(Brian
De Alwis)
4. ....yes they do if they don't buy the czar a
drink.
(David
Sprague)
3. Last week we sang Irish drinking songs. This week: Yodelling
(Dustin
Lang)
2. David's Top Ten Penoff Jokes.....
1. I will give a free linear algebra equation
to everyone who shows up.
0. I will give a free lap dance to everyone who
shows up.
-1. Bere good.
Work bad. Mee lik bere.
-2. I've been drinking since 10. Come to Koerner's so I don't feel like
an
alcoholic.
-3. Wanna see a drunken east coaster? Come to Koerner's
-4. Come worship your Beer Czar like a god.
-5.
If you don't show up for beer I won't give back all the toilet paper
in
the department.
-6. .....Dima. I dare you to pick a fight with
the BBQ staff.....
-7. I am going to try and pick up tonight. You better hope it's not YOU.
Helloooooooo
Nurse.
-8. Come to Koerner's. Your mom.
(Brad
Penoff)
David "momma jokes are funny" Sprague