Date:
Fri, 16 Apr 2004 14:07:14 -0700 (PDT)
From:
David Sprague <dsprague@cs.ubc.ca>
To:
grads@cs.ubc.ca
Subject:
Pint sized insanity....
Hello
all, David again. For many people such
as myself, today
is
known as a "dash to the finish line" day for course projects and
exams.
For
those of you going to CHI, it is a "pre-conference panic" day. For
others,
it known as a "Friday" <insert curse words and insults here>. No
matter
what your circumstances, however, it is the end of the week and
thus
a time for (slight) relaxation. Please
join this rag-tag band of
upper
year grad students and first year procrastinators for a beer and a
slight
reprieve from the crunch-time insanity.
Lets remember, however,
that
calling your course prof up to tell him/her how much their course
sucks
is not appropriate, even when intoxicated.
Thus to prevent this
from
occurring I will be more than happy to take all your money and cell
phones
before the evening starts.* So please
meet me at the front of
CICSR
at 5:00 today for a quick breather just before the end of term (or for
some
people, to celebrate the end of term.... <insert more curse words
here>
).
*
I know this is unlikely to work but at this time of year, I figure my
chances
are the best.
TOP
TEN SIGNS YOU ARE BURNED OUT FROM PROJECTS & EXAMS
10. You draw up design diagrams on an
etch-a-sketch
9. You refer to your final exam as a "core
dump".
8 You put out cheese to catch your optical
mouse.
7. You are so hyped up on coffee, you haven't
blinked in 2 days.
6. "Wow!! Clippie the Microsoft paperclip
is really useful."
5. You begin thinking "Ziggy" is the
pinnacle of comedy.
4. You try and bribe Mark the coffee czar to
see if you can get
deliveries
to your bullpen.
3.
You write half your program before realizing your computer wasn't
turned
on.
2.
You write the other half of the program before your realize, it's not a
computer,
it's a "speak & spell".
1. You start addressing yourself as the
"Dread Pirate Penoff" and demand
everyone
pay you a rich booty of tic tacs and old pizza.
0. The severed heads of 3 undergrads who asked
you TA questions adorn the
front
of your office.
-1. You replace your highlighter with a can of
yellow paint and a brush.
-2. Your friends pull your chair from under you
and your body doesn't
move.
-3. You light undergrad assignments on fire to
roast marshmallows over.
-4. They start renovating your bullpen with you
still in the room. You
don't
notice.
See
you tonight.
David "Beer good, projects bad,
fire pretty, marshmallows yummy" Sprague