Abstract
This talk will be about the way I got roped into a mysterious community on the Dark Web (okay, I joined a Discord server) and managed to outwit, outlast, and outplay 19 others I had never met before. Come to learn how you too could score $1 million (in fake Internet currency), win an international competition (that you can't put on your resume), and make lasting friends from all over the world (this part is true I just wanted to add even more parentheses)!