UDLS

Richard Connell once wrote The Most Dangerous Game, which tells the story of an eccentric millionaire who hunts humans because he believes that they are the most dangerous animal on the planet. Richard Connell was either an idiot that has never seen a sub-Saharan African River Hippopotamus or up his own ass, because those things could mess up a human any day. I mean seriously, you're going to stand there and tell me that you would rather enter an arena match with Shaurya Patel instead of a 660 lbs siberian tiger? Did you know that grizzly bears have a bite force of like 1200 PSI? And you're gonna be like oh uhhhhhhh yea that's a lot sure but they're still way less dangerous than Shadab Shaikh? IT. MAKES. NO. SENSE. GO ON TELL ME I'M THE IDIOT. NO. NO. I'LL WAIT. CAN'T CAN YOU? Look all I'm trying to say is that I think a lot of my friends here are haters and they don't understand the confidence I have in my own fighting abilities. I need a platform to rant and you're all coming with me. Join me as I prove to my friends that I can take down a massive wild animal and maybe live up to Richard Connell's insane expectations.