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Ever thought "Gee, I don't have enough problems in my life, where can I find some more?". XEBEC, OUTRE, and JEJUNE get stuck in your everyday vocabulary from doing crosswords in your sleep? Perhaps you want to go from feeling like the stupidest person on Earth to feeling like Einstein within the span of 5 minutes. Enthused by none of the above but would like to be bribed with free prizes? Run, don't walk, to x836 this Friday to learn about (and solve) all kinds of puzzles, experience befuddlement, and potentially win some chocolate*! *Terms and conditions apply (oh, and by the way, have you noticed this abstract is a puzzle?)