For the ukulele, based on UkuTabs, consider a pattern for verses of:
F G Am F G C F G Am F GAnd for the chorus finish that F G line off and continue: C F G C F G C. (In other words, insert an extra couple FGC's.)
Check out Naomi, don't volunteer! Departments like these are divided in tiers: The cannier members rely on their peers, The losers can take their lumps. So, they gave you recruiting, curriculum too. Maybe they'll throw in merit review. But think of the other things you could do, The research you had to dump.. Committee work is for chumps. That's what I said. Committee work is for chumps. Committee work is for chumps. You might have heard I hang with th'emeritus crowd We don't do much and we're never around Final promotion from full comes down and Your productivity jumps So come on Naomi, step out of line! Somebody junior can serve out your time. An eager young mentee you can hide behind'll Perfectly cover your rump Cause committee work is for chumps Whoa [Naomi, spoken: But I can't quit; they're making me chair! Singer: Making you chair?! Oh, oh...] You'll write a bullet-point agenda Then waste hours of your life on minutes You'll delegate brilliantly To your subcommittees But when report-backs finally come back They'll be busts no matter how you spin it That's your reward you see When you assume responsibilities And they say there's respect for those who will work Some say it's better than being a jerk. That's just a bonus to the duties I shirk: The quiet of a social slump When committee work's left to chumps Whoa-oh-oh I say committee work is for chumps Committee work is for chumps [instrumental bridge] So your sainted head has told you that without your help some project's finished He said it's stay or go That it's depending on if YOU say no Oh oh oh Check out, check out, check out Naomi don't volunteer You know departments are divided in tiers Be cannier, rely on your peers And leave the losers to take their lumps Because committee work is for chumps!