(r15) SiggraphAdvancedProgram < Imager

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Tongue firmly in cheek, here is our prediction for the SIGGRAPH 2009 papers.

Please add as you see fit!

   * HDRIBLSHGPGPUBSSRDFing stuff
   * Really Fucking Slow Noise Amplification
   * Cutting and Pasting SIGGRAPH Papers
   * Generalized Point Set Surfaces: Segment Set Surfaces
   * Simulating Every Single Thing in the World in Real Time (Reduced Ten Degree of Freedom Model)
   * Cool Things To Do With Two Billion Cameras
   * Oops, There's Another Bug In Noise
   * Fluid Animation Via Complicated Numerical Analysis Buzzwords
   * A Simple, Chromatic-Voronoi-GPU/PPU-OBBTree-PointBased-SemiStochastic-QuasiRigid-BSP-JIT-PDQ Culling Strategy for Real Time Collisions
   * Metropolis Sampling and Photon Mapping for Globally Illuminated Jello, on the GPU
   * Lots and Lots of Stuff Falling on Top of Other Stuff
   * Generalized Segment Set Surfaces: Triangle Set Surfaces
   * Capturing Real World Illumination, Exhaustively
   * Real-Time Rendering of Ultra Low Dynamic Range Scenes
   * PASTA: Peculiar <noautolink>AcronymS</noautolink> are Terribly Amusing
   * [[http://www.cs.sfu.ca/~vis/Templates/latex_conf_vgtc_07/template-conf.pdf][Global Illumination for Fun and Profit]]
   * Squishing, Smashing, Burning, Melting, and Vaporizing the Stanford Bunny
   * Funniest Home Videos of People in Mocap Suits
   * [[http://www.siggraph.org/s98/conference/keynote/blinn.html][Photorealistic Spaghetti]]
   * Photorealism Must Die!
   * Non-Photorealistic Spaghetti
   * A Truly Marvelous Proof of an Optimal Rendering Algorithm (which these 8 pages are too narrow to contain)
   * Fourier Everything
   * Poisson Everything else
   * Chocolate BIFF: The Inside Joke That Would Not Die
   * Generalized Triangle Set Surfaces: Surface Set Surfaces
   * Simulation of Water in Some Kind of Invisible Tub 
   * Photorealism Must Die: Introducing Microsoft _Realism_ (TM) v1.0
   * As-Rigid-As-Possible PowerPoint Transitions
   * That Same Girl, Hanging From a Play Structure, Again
   * Realistic Simulation of Another Body Part We Hadn't Thought of 'Til Now
   * Ellipsoidal Stickman Learns a New Trick
   * Advanced Shutter Fluttering of the Fluttered-Shutter for Special Shutter Flutter Effects
   * TAMPONS: Tracking And Manipulating Point sets ON Surfaces
Topic revision: r15 - 2009-02-04 - PhilippeBeaudoin